Myth-Take

“He brought me out into a spacious place;
he rescued me because he delighted in me.”
2 Samuel 22:20

In the beginning
God attended the angels’ party, and
as a white elephant gift,
God received man, woman, and child.
And upon seeing them,
God laughed his big, holy laugh and
said to the angels,
“I will place them on planet earth,
and you will see them again, after a time,
rewrapped.
And they will have become even funnier,
and more delightful.”