If she’s not teaching somebody something,
or whispering advice to the current chief of state,
there’s at least one committee meeting to attend:
dramatic options, window repair, how to shoe a horse.
Last week, she was the keynote speaker at a conference.
The Crewel Stitch in Post-Modern Pillows
But Minerva has to sleep sometimes,
even if lately she’s as restless as she was with Ulysses
when the two of them had their chance to sail the seas
and he woke up instead with an entirely different lover.
There are all these dreams spinning in her head like yarn.
In one, Minerva seduces Ulysses to lose her virginity.
She ends up with children, a sexual history, and two ex-husbands.
Penelope becomes the friend she’s on the phone to every night.
It’s almost worth it to wake up in the middle of the night
covered in sweat while a hot flash wafts over her armored body
if she can lie there trembling to remember another dream
like when she reinvents commerce so nobody will shop at Wal-Mart,
or when she finds the cure for cancer before Juno loses a breast.
Life itself, not lack of sleep, is what makes her tired.
How many women can juggle as much as she does
and still find time to check their panties for a spot of blood?
Music for Menopause, her CD project, is almost complete.
Tomorrow she will tout a treadmill, her new-age symbol.
Friday she will go on The Today Show to talk about her latest book.
For the Woman Who Does Everything: Do a Little More